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Mr. Broomstick  I wanna ride your broomstick. Also, I see you regularly so I probably won't admit this in person unless I've had a couple drinks. But seriously THOSE EYES! You're a beautiful man, but don't let it go to your head. Humble is a sexy look for you.   -Forever in love with your shark mask Bryan,   stop writing about yourself   ♥ your dad Dash, can you be into boys already? i see you around but dont know how to talk to someone so attractive. *sigh  -guy crush Alfredo,  I think you're totally rad. Every time I run into you I feel like I'm rushing somewhere. I wish I had more time to just hang out and talk to you. I'm kind of seeing someone but if I was single, I would be crushin' on you.  Oh yeah, and DAT AZZ   -Chick with no free time Dear Bed  You are my one and only true love. I wish to never ever leave you.  Love, I-don't-want-to-get-up guy I know that you've been hurt a lot. But please open your eyes and notice that there's someone right in front of you that wants nothing more than your happiness. Please don't be a bad person anymore. I know it's not who you are.  -the freshman that fell for you To You Know Who (Not Voldemort) I can't wait for the day when I am able to fall asleep with my head on your shoulder and when I can wake up beside you.   -- To the girl with the short curly brown hair and lotus painting/tattoo on her chest, you are beautiful and so is that tat. one of these days you won't be around a big group and I'll talk to you... maybe. E in video, I hope you are never sad.  You're a real dreamboat and your project was beautiful. Emma S~   WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!   -Anonymous :) To the Asian boy who has a shaved head & wears glasses, you always look lost in your thoughts when I see you smoking outside Columbus. I wonder what it is you think about but I am afraid to ask you.. I think you are sexy in a intimidating way & you probably have a nice smile. But I think you are taken & you look happy with her.  -Sad girl I's bout to try   for all you  but, I don't even know your names...  anyway.    Get up on it, you. Meghan, tell Erika I want her.  Erika, sorry my admiration has to be a secret!  Yours, SAIC-  You know those songs that tell you that you don't know what you've got until its gone? What about not knowing what you didn't have before you found something new and it was that much better? Thanks for reminding me everyday why I left that place and came here to you, and to all your talented and admirable students.  yours for the next few years,  X Remember when we played pussy prisoner?  l'm ready for lockdown, girl. Just saw remington comment on a post. Creeping on his profile. Wanna fuck him so hard. gurl who works in 162 at the mail room, you have weird blonde hair with some pink, i fuckin love it, you rock dat ass, please know you are admired S- 8th floor brown light green blond back to brown i love your hair.  i think you're beautiful. i want to lay with you. you have such a kind heart. i wish i had the bravery to talk to you again, and have an adorably awkward conversation with you like last time. im too afraid now. you walk around with more pain in your eyes- i can see it. i wish i could help take it away. i am in love with you saic just not your fucking cliques like ew Dear Sam S.  Your drawings and etchings are some of the most amazing work i have ever seen. I don't know you as well as I would like to but from our conversations, I can confidently say that you are a truly good person so don't under estimate or second guess yourself and stop apologizing for everything.  Don't worry about figuring out who this is but you should know how great you are.  With love, A friend Hey VC,  Can I just have sex with your brain already?  It's just so damn juicy and filled with beautiful knowledge. It's almost as juicy as your ass.   Seriously. To the delightful boy, Thank you for the beautiful night.  It was quite the experience, and it makes me feel even more exquisite to have met you.  Stay golden. ariella, let me align your chakras. your knowledge of the sixties is, like, really cool or something. you're so intelligent. i wave at you with only a few fingers because i'm afraid to look too excited to see you i'm worried you'll think i'm weird but i'm just shy  i really i wish i could say hello to you with all the parts of me that you don't see and exchange more than just music from our ipods To my boys who like a da Mary Don't be so weary Of us Janes  -dem Mary dames dear grind master  you're too short for me too young for me but damn you grind so good  we should re-live last fall  ps. if you ask if this is me i'll say no Boy in research, I'm sorry- you have to come to me. I won't reject you, but I won't ask you. -a girl Boy in my research class, I have a suspicion, but I could be wrong. Just ask me; I won't reject you. Emily B. Dem lips doe. & dat ass.  Lemme get it. Holla @ me girl (;  Sincerely , I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. I feel lovely listening you speak spanish. And i hear myself again, speaking tongues i dont even understand. Brakituparachachacha. Its her birthday. And I dont know her enough to say happy birthday. Damn you DO wood girl why you so older than me Sometimes when I go to Sullivan 7 Floor FASHION, I see you. I blush every time you work the dress form and the sewing machine. I hope that one day we can officially meet.  I like you a lot, J_$hua Kim. Dear Molar,  I want you to torture me like you do those babies that you make. I wanna be your baby. Rabbit.   I'm gucci now. I was sad before that things I perceived to be growing were suddenly falling apart. I showed you some of me no one has ever seen before, I guess I didn't want you to neglect that, because to me that made you special. But you taught me to be honest right when I needed to learn that honesty doesn't mean vulnerability. So thank you for that. I hope you are doing well. I'm not worried thoooo :] . Maybe a few months from now you might be down to chill as friends, and we can collaborate on art like we had talked about.   Stay Vast,  -Her. Dear right hand,  Your sweet caresses never fail to quit. The way you move is unbearable.   Love, Penis  DAT KNUCKLES To the sexy beast in Photography,  There is nothing small about you, yet you are so sweet, gentle and kind. You make me feel amazing, in so many different ways, and I can't wait to see what next you have in store. You are a man not afraid of getting his hands dirty, and I couldn't be happier ;) boys with tattoos:  you got it. I want it.  Lets stick n poke,  -your guy crush tylur I don't know you, but you look like boys i like. but your friends with people who hate me, glad you friended me though. i'll just keep liking your posts until you get it. ok. LOVeR DOVeR U LOOK LIKE A CARPET I LIKE THAT  p.s. i want to take a magik carpet ride A W  You seem kinda like a good girl type  but I can TELL you get freaky.  I would plow you so fucking hard.  ;) I love the way you walk when you wear all velvet.  DAT ASS. miranda m  ur butt is rly good n i would love 2 kiss it a lot pls respond miranda  i want yr lips kissin me on mine while we make lov til tha end of time  pls respond  pls you were complementing my drawing the other day,  sorry if I was sorta rude, i was super tired you seemed super cool and I regret not tryen to strike up a conversation with you Cassy C. *Print media* You are still my dream girl! ♥  I will always treat you kindly, wish we had a chance but that time has passed. maybe we worked out in another dimension To the androgynous girl smoking a cig outside of maclean in the black leather jacket. You're cute. I'd chain smoke with you any day, any weather. Sorry for staring. emily  I wanna bite those lips  lovingly "Ro"... I just accidentally took a four hour nap and literally every single dream I had were different scenarios of us being in love and flirting and being adorable. Now I can't look at you the same. Haha. They were really nice dreams. I felt great sadness when I woke up. Babecity, USA; population: YOU.  -Girl that has a class with you Dear Korean Goddess from my dec. arts in China class, you are tall and elegant, leather looks too hot on you.....I would too. I wanna peel it off of you with my teeth and eat rice out of your belly button. I'll bet god was pissed when you flew away. lol -no chance in Hell boy who wears the tom ford specs, I just want you to notice me. you never see me and its like you never see anything but you seem so distinguished and classy and I wonder if it would rub off on me if I rubbed something of yours  - M Dear brunette buckingham girl with the sloth fetish,  if you're into being hairy and lazy, I am all about exploring your furry forest.  Get at me if you don't fuck with shaving. Hairballs fo lyfe. you're a lot older than me an in the grad Architecture department. I know you don't think of me that way but I love when you boss me around.  - Your submissive student Verioni there's somethin about you Even though he doesn't go to SAIC, and my admiration isn't so secret, I'm sharing my SAIC love: I love him because every time he calls me beautiful I feel like I can take over the world. I think I speak on behalf of every straight woman/gay man when I say Brian, you are a total dreamboat. I want to apply all you've taught me in that soothing, sultry voice of yours.  meet me on the CNC bed I'll let you flip mill me with your perfectly planed stock let's use the advanced 3-axis settings with that long ball mill bit of yours so we can parallel finish  ♥ tall pale boy from last year, you smoked so many cigarettes outside 162 and broke so many hearts in the process, where did you go, oh pale boy? i haven't seen you in far too long Dear Travis,  I love your voice and your hugs and how passionate you are about the people you know.  I'll see you during your next Columbus smoke break.  Xx Utrecht Hottie  I would let you calibrate my screen any day! My matte inkjet prints would fit perfectly in your portfolio. If only you still worked at Service Bureau, then I could be in your color-space. (Adobe 1998), you know!  Yours, Extremely Satisfied Customer T. Gunn I only ever see you in passing yet my eyes are hooked. while i don't think you are into guys:( id still want to at least hangout, take you to parties and buy you beer. stay cool.  -your guy crush Dear Chicago... I've known you all my life but it's time for me to tell you how big of a babe you really are. I hope to know you forever.  Ps...dat bean. dear woman with an ermine,  Whenever anyone talks about you I get all up in arms. Wish you were in my arms .... but it's too late. We're centuries away. Your perfection was at its peak, so you probably shall never be reborn. Cecilia, Cecilia, Cecilia.   hopeless. 2 dat romanian chick-u look like a damn column. I want 2 scale u like curious george in that book where he climbs a tree to escape the zoo bc hes sad cause he misses dat dude w da big hat. Grl i wanna live w u inside a hat. Idk what kind bc im open/free. Get @ me dear sara,  let me on that ferris wheel.  or not, i dunno. you're pretty.  i like checking things out to you in the woodshop. wish you were gay.  ♥ Hi J _ _ _ K _ _ To be honest, I've had a crush on you for 2.5 years now.  And still I'm too shy to confess my crush to you. So, hopefully you can read this message.  I think you are the cutest korean boy ever. You seem like a crazy workaholic psycho but I find that kind of sexy.   Can't wait to see your piece at the Fashion Show!!! Christopher, Sometimes when I dream, the waves of uncertainty hit me as a fallace hits a cervix, since the feelings I have for you tear me apart. Am I to tell you of my adoration... my undying love? When you pass, my gills become moist with anticipation, my flippers rise and fall to the tune of a thousand sirens, my heart twists as a tube of Gogurt in the wind...  If you could only see the true detail of my veiny, throbbing desire for the boy of euphoric flavor that is named Christopher, then you could experience how unflappable the reality of my ache for you exists.  Oh me, oh my... Oh Christopher. Big C. Big boy, what a yummy kiddo.  Finger licking good, Yours truly meghan, one of the TA's in art history on thurs 1-4, your short hair and how you dress is cute as hell. maybe one day you could grade my paper ;) I miss you where are you? cum back to me U can't ignore me 4ever, Josie PeePee F>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll find u You would be so pissed if I sent you a message over Secret Admirers i'm asthmatic but  u make me wish i smoked to share a cig w/ u Dear Brown Boy, We've only spoke a handful of times in passing, but damn you are cute! I remember you said you will be selling ceramic hamburgers at the spring art sale.  What is your name?  -blonde gal To the media center manager I just love to dispute fines with.  you must think I'm terrible with time management but I just like seeing your face.    Worth the $1.21 AB,  You are weird in the best way and you got style for miles. I just wish I could get to know you better.  Also, you have a body that just don't quit. Yowwwwwww  -SAIC Straight Guy Who's Got No Game Sophie- Your tattoos are sexy and your curves are kicking.  I want to bite me a piece of that big, beautiful butt. I just think you are so beautiful, no matter what crazy color your hair is.  Call me To the cutie from the woodshop who's always rockin the iron maiden shirt. I wana listen to the trooper and fuck you doggy-style in my bedroom from high school, then introduce you to my parents so they can disapprove of your tattoos. Ps. You got a sweet ass! King Noburu,  I am your humble servant, you let me massage your back during class, how honored I felt to touch royalty from the tips of my fingers. I will never forget you as well as your remarkable authority. Let me become your queen for one night. anyone know that betty girl? shes just so... damn.... and that ass...  i just wanna do bad things to her.. Bred, I have admired you for a long time. Thank you for being my very good friend. S. Goldstein Not a crush, but an admiration,  Mathias, you are truly the nicest person I've met at SAIC. You will go far in the design industry on your warmth and friendly persona alone (not that you aren't a great designer!). Good luck out there! SAIC and Viscom need more people like you! to all you kids with the famous parents: why do you have to be so damn good looking? you all know who you are!  lets be friends plz 0_0 Island Venus  Divine owner of one thousand keys with which you may access any chest you please This heart held already in hands soft as felt Sink now below and undo my belt   - du mal To my little M  You trolled the fuck out of me while you were in high school and than you disappeared. Now your back, a freshman at SAIC? Who knew. You bought your first Nike outfit and now your pants match your blouse. Now all you need is a leather jacket...I have extra. It's cute watching you try so hard but once you getta hit of this dick, you'll be glad you came out  Fall 2012    ;)  xoxo   The Reason why you came to this school ♥ Coco - I might be a gay man, but I want to get all X-GIRL with you and smoke some X-Large blunts to the girl in the sharp woodshop authorization today, you got minne swag, i got minne swag.  hit me up Dear blonde photography-loving MA student,  I just wanna get pregnant with you.  -Your schnitzel I secretly admire Colletta, the afternoon security guard in Columbus. Your new braids make me hot. C-Dawg Z. Hutchinson your strength is inspiring i hope you win president of SAIC -♥ secret admirer mustache,  we already said goodnight, but I wish you'd come cuddle. -dummy. Blonde lad in my large format figure drawing class…  I see you stare from across the studio.  It's okay, cause I stare back at you.  I'd like to continue this staring outside of the studio.  - Shy girl who always has her head phones in when you try to talk to her (sorry about that!) dylan/ dillon You beatnik poser, why do I still think of you? I have the sex drive of a peanut but you make me wobbly in the knees every time I see you. I may not like Ginsberg's Howl or drink water out of a damn jar, but you seem like a really rad fella.  xx, your admirer from afar 704 Boys,  AAAHHHHH SO DREAMY! I'D HIT, I'D EAT, I'D CREAM, I'VE CHEESED... Mr TB, designer I like how confident you are in your dancing! You sexy man you!!!  ♥ fuzzy boyz Josh,  I don't know if you've ever been told this before, but I think you're really cute. I don't really know you, but from what I see, you seem like a really sweet guy. You seemed a bit awkward at first, but now I see how genuine and fun you are. I can tell your friends care a lot for you. A final note, your Korean is pretty sexy ;) To all the Turkish Girls  I'd drink your dirty bath water if thats what it took.  ♥ T Blanch  You are a total bad ass. Your work and attitude are a total turn on. I look up to you for that. Also you are insanely cute all over. I am in no position to persue you but if I was I would. Just thought you should know how great you are.   ♥ To the Tall Man in my Wednesday Class,  I know our love would be illicit but who cares about that? You're the right amount of awkward and shy that turns me on. Your taste in movies and your sense of humour only makes me want you even more.  You're not afraid to laugh, which is what me notice you more outside of your looks alone.  Whatcha say, let's go see a movie but not really watch it. You were wearing a sweater with historically radical/badass women on it, in Columbus today. I think you're so cute. I wanted to compliment the sweater; I wish I did. You'll see me around- you just won't know who I am. ♥ dear boy,   your salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants,  your salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants  love,  craving your burrito even though you dont have a fb architecture major, used to live in 162 your androgony is unbelievable youre the reason I decided im pansexual  xx Josh, My Angel  Spread your wings, follow your dreams. If you believe in yourself, you can eat each and every butt. This I know.   -Your Shining Star Dear Male Pisces,  You slept with my room mate and I am not gonna be here next year but the two classes we have had together have been awesome. You are gonna amount to someone great some day. I have no doubt in my mind. I wish we could have gotten to know each other better. I guess I will have to file this into another one of my short awkward wonderful passings. I will truly miss you and wished I would have kissed you just once. Just for kicks. Because I feel like you need to remind how truly great a guy you really are. Don't worry kido you'll make it.  Cheers, That Awkward Girl dear saic secret admirers admin... i love the work youve done and im sure its helped a lot of people for love and laughs posts should come up more often though but um just know that if you ever need a second admin im here for you ♥  lemme eat that butt To the girl with the purple hair smoking on the Wabash side of Sullivan. Someone told me you're architecture but I swear you've gotta be fashion. Architects do not dress that fine. I'm dreading the spring because it will bring and end to your fur hooded coats.  But I digress. I've been thinking about you all day and I've come to the conclusion that there is no part of your body that I don't want to put my mouth on.   Consider this an invitation to prove me wrong.  -Jays Valentin, The way you zone out in class and then laugh when no one else does is great. You make the class we have together enjoyable. Without you there, I would hate it. Congratulations, you make my Mondays worth while.  -- Girl who thinks it would be cool if we could be friends. VCS grad who rocks plaids like no other,  Even though we're not gonna ride anytime soon, I would cruise your brain any day of the week!   Be the Curtis to my Lemmon? (I'm cruising you) Hey girl you get my bald headed yogurt slinger going. just being around you my tallywhacker turns into a crazy one eyed monster. Thank you so much for the good memories. I love you, Kristi M. Ever since I met you 6 (7?) years ago. One of the greatest days of my life was hanging out with you at safeway in greenwood. Yeah, I've had a shitty life, but you've made it that much more livable. I love you , I always will love you, and I hope that one day you'll come to your senses and break up with that fool you're dating so we can get married and start making some beautiful babies together. ;) that really hot blonde girl from the 14th floor..... i think room 1419.... damn that ass.....  breakfast.....lunch...dinner....  - fancy sweater Giving away a buff boy in a purple sweater. Hes on loan for the night, and is excepted to return in the morning no later then 9. Need some alone time with my bf, And no compensation is need for this males unknown services.  Eat dat butt. whats the reason I can't go ahead and just say "wow that art you've posted is really my friend, incredibly retarded"  i dunno , probably the same reason I can't go ahead and just say to you "wow girl, i wanna rip off your clothes and fuck you with them leggins on" today in class..  legsssss for dayssss That Asian girl with the cute bag- Mormon here, lookin for you to help me break God's laws (just once). Dying to feel the pressure of a woman's body laying on my back with 12 layers of blankets in between. I need you to help me feel shameful in this conceptual love simulation. Bring special holiday underwear, but I don't want to see it. You need to keep me not hard forever marinating in these blankets of shame. blondie in the foundry- let me at dat ass. just sayin'- you look hot in those carharttts. u making dirty girls turn me on. take down ur hair and let me go down on u.  xoxo the gawker FVNM hot boys and hot teachers,   Lock my picture and audio in an advanced editing suite and split my reels til you shoot your 7D through my cookie. Marry my print and set my marks, and then well smoke some green screen until the fresnel lights get to hot too handle. Then I'll take out your boom and make sure your shotgun mic is speeding, be sure my levels are ok before you roll picture all over my film gate. I'll keep you in my ditty bag if you keep me in yours ;) Casto- WHO DOES YOUR BROWS THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECTION - A very jealous girl with terrible eyebrow genes To all of the Redheads in the Columbus Woodshop: Is there some gene that comes with fiery hair that also makes you really good at building shit? Whatever it is it’s really sexy. Good job! Ariel/Rel, you are so cute. I like your ideas and I like your facebook and I like the corporeal form your spirit has taken. We should hang out solo some time and kiss about it. Thanks, a guy who likes you like Skateboarding freshman boy with the red jacket and crazy hair, You look sad these days. I hope I am mistaken. yeeeeoooo new cashier in the sharp building with red hair! You are the sexiness! I love your smile and general demeanor... and rocking body. stay golden. hey Greta just wanna say those eyes those lips those hips my whips ask your bf if hes free on friday for me ;) You are with someone. And I am with someone. And there's an energy between us, that neither of us can act upon. Where were you a year ago? Abe,  I see you working at the media center sometimes and I can’t get over how quite and shy you seem. I find it incredibly sexy, cause I know it’s the quite guys who are the biggest freaks in bed. Let me know if you ever want to explore your wild side.   -A not-so-quite girl. Dear fianc￩. You're just as sexy today as you were seven years ago when I first saw you crossing that street on wabash. I remember I turned to my buddy and said, "That girl is so bad." Thanks for dating a boy beneath your league and turning him into a man. what do jumping jack flash, sister act, and the view have in common with my normal day?  Whoopi is the star them.  thank you for the coffee. molly. youre so punk. i love your hair. and youre fucking cool as shit. icing on the cake? your artwork is fuckin amazing. keep on bein awesome. :)  ♥ admirer of you as a person Dear K, Your long spiraling locks of brown and blonde me me wish i had hair half as pretty. Your smile lights up a room and your brown eyes warm the hearts of all around you. Your art is amazing, and your yarn pube braiding techniques make me want to get to know you. I wonder if you'll except my feelings....  -The girl with a fro that is not nearly as impressive... Dear Quas,  The way you carve that wood has gotten me all hot and bothered. I'd love to drink some hot tea with you cause girl, if you want to come to my hotel, baby I'll give you that room key. I love you. Dear juicy contradiction,  You're the biggest asshole I have ever met, it makes me so hot.  I want to have a threesome with you and ur ginger friend.  I'll be waiting ;) grlz-  i know there are some here who jus want a little chill  a little smoke and maybe, a fuck.  let's be honest.  comment on it. ~ kassi p ~  I miss u beautiful, troy is a lucky bastard.  xoxo baltboi Anna,  I see you tuesday afternoons sometimes working in resale.You are absolutely knockout beautiful and i would love to take you out sometime.  That red haired guy from light metals Hey, girl who likes NIN:  I want to fuck you like an animal. Cold Turkey, Like the state of texas, I know that you are big. You run through my mind like a track star, now run to my bed. Lets do a chocolate milk mile with something other than chocolate milk. Will you be my cum dumpster? Beautiful man: blonde haired, blue eyed, mountain man with the body, I see you paint in the studio, and I just want you to paint me, like one of your french girls. You give me weak knees, and it makes my panties drop. Please let me gargle your balls until the world ends.  So in love Let me ride you Guy blonde dreads in print-media,  You're so hot, I'd love to bake special brownies on you  I wana sail away with you on your skateboard into the sunset  Love to suck on dem dreads sometime  Holla xx Casto-- you probably get this all the time but you re incredibly good looking! it's almost unreal.   like seriously o rae why do you make my hear feel this way every time you smile  it makes my heart rile  can you stay for just a little while? i want you to be the happiest you can be and i want you to be with me Dear the cutie who was in my first year core class  I always thought you are the cutest guy in SAIC. Sometimes I felt your smile at me but I was too shy to smile you back. Sorry I bitched you out when you said hi to me. I just did not know how to response at that time.  I hope I am brave enough to talk to you you're ice cold but your work is not everyone thinks you're really hot you look like a grown up and dress like a pro you say you have trouble warming your toes Dear guy with the red striped shirt and the Beatles hair cut,   You're kind of cute. I can imagine us on a tricycle, riding down the middle of the road with lollipops in our mouths.   But what I REALLY want to do is squeeze into your chubby milk chocolate delight and explore your body. Myohan,  You're the cutest why are other girls liking you too omg. Darling,  I just want to spend a few hours with you by the lake. Nothing serious, just the two of us enjoying each other's company.   I'd like to spend time with you and only you. To the girl who farted in class today and admitted it...  ...I find your honesty to be insanely sexy. girl with bangs and dark short hair, your dancing is da bomb i wish i could dance with you one night can you show me your moves? Tay,  i see you walkin' and i wanna grab your flowing locks bite that scruffy neck and eat dat skinny little butt  lets wear rainboots together some time JP, Every time I see you in sophomore seminar, It makes me think of how I want to lick every inch of your sexy Mexican body. I wish I could run my fingers through your beautiful, thick blond hair, and pull your head back so I can bite that smooth neck. Please grab me with those incredible, lithe hands of yours, and have your way with me over a desk. Multiple times. And then a few more times. sincerely, ??????????? dear the guy who cut his hair hey i think you are fine! and just cute and good looking... i know you are sad! but dont be!  dont lose that smile and try to have an amazing day everyday! whenever you need a shoulder to lean on! come and lean on mine!  dont lose that smile!!!!   -the girl who think you are cute- B. DeMott your ceramic instruction is inspiring, i want your hands to sculpt my entire body. I find it hard to not stare at you constantly. Your wife is a lucky one, i secretly wish you were fat so i wouldn't find you as attractive.   -from the dude who wishes you were gay, and all the girls who want you for their own. XOXO To the skater guy who recently cut his hair short, You are a babe,  Thought I should let you know :) girl holes in your tights you got on today at the california stop your hair disheveled looks like you spent the night on a dick or at least a bottle of whiskey but  sitting diagonal every time I saw you over your rust colored backpack sly smirks/breathless  babe I wanna take you show you knew you were a freak. next time you see me on the blue line holla and we'll make, we'll make a lil somethin RA of the 14th Floor of 162… You are one fine looking man. Everytime I see you, it’s always in the elevator. One of these days when we’re alone in there, I’m going to take you down to the basement ;)  - Girl who occasionally passes smiles back at you in the elevator Myohan  more lie Myohottie Bryan,  I can see why you have so many admirers. I was so smitten by you the first time i met you. Too bad we rarely talked or got to know each other. I would still like to get to know you better.   -admiring you from afar and hoping you are single Jisoo -name removed-:  Your absence from the school is killing me.  Come back and be my lover. Beautiful girl  Oh I wish you knew my feeling about you Our time together would be perfect Too bad I'm way too shy Yours truly, shy guy  Also read the first letters in each line. Lemme eat dat M. Satalic  You're a bit of a jerk but you have your sincere moments and you're pretty cute.  -B Viscom C. H.,  You're finishing up your last semester. It will break my heart to see you leave. Baby, I want to widen those kerns and bold-en your font. You make me italic. Condense my artboard anyday, but make sure to stay upzipped. Imma bone fold you up. Injet those hips, saddle stich my finish. My crush on you is as strong as rubber cement. I hope you add this to your resume.   Sincerely, Ready to be published. To Liam & Chela,  I hope to one day find what you two have already found. Dear Maclean Construction Workers:  I"m sitting on the 13th floor, looking at you through this plastic sheet that separates us. I look at your harnesses and how they outline the contours of your bodies. Can I hire you for some jobs at home?  My male gaze hits the side of your hard hats.  -Instructor Grading Exams Ivan, I am literally wooed by your intelligence. Horny caribbean girl, come get frisky in ma bedddddd love, also horny. Because I love you all and I love that you love others. And no I am not a viscom student (viscom kids feel free to send in some designs). Noa, when you walk past me I get shivers all over. I don't know if that kid is your boyfriend, but if he is, damn he's lucky. Your face was sculpted by angels. Viscom brunette with the bright eyes and cute short-ish hair,  I like dat turquoise pullover that you wear, and those Keds, oh man. Each time you check a book out to me, I wish you'd be checkin' me out.  Sincerely, Too Smitten to Say Anything Roses are red Violets are blue Writing boy come put the ham In my chicken cordon bleu yo hot boy at cosi,   wanna butter my squagel in bed? i'll charge ur fees to my articard and tip u in a fleshlight molded out of that special sun-dried tomato spread and free bread samples. Happy Belated Birthday, if only i could have given you your birthday present with my mouth.  Sincerely, The guy you always text to hook up but we never do. Andy H. you should ArtBash the duck out of me ;) women of saic-  thank you for keeping it so fresh so icy dimes on dimes on dimes on dimes how are you all so pricey?  ♥ Hey sexy lady from the sound department. You SOUND good to me. I sign up for metal authorizations just for your fuzzy side burns theatrics. I never thought i would be into older men ♥ you got what a lady wants.  your name can cut, sand, drill, and knurl and all i want to do is cut your pants off, play with your sandbags, and let you drill me til i knurl.  -hopeless romantic To the home team girl with curly brown hair. The semi-androg look is alluring and I like the unshaven armpits, but I'm not sure I believe in pheromones.   - M blond hair blue eys i fuked You  You said it was the best  before we even fuked we just touched really  hard now its hard for me to get hard Short poet girl from portland ((A.k.a. Sexiest thing on this planet)):  Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a poet But D-A-M-N I want you  We used to chat in passing but I haven't seen you around this semester. If you still go to SAIC, give me a chance to romance you like the sappy bastard I am then fuck you like they do on the discovery channel ;)  - Desperate to see you again S.B.  ur such a bitch but i would still really enjoy it if you blew me sometime  from a fellow blonde To a yong Squier: A lovyere and a lusty bacheler, With lokkes crulle, as they were leyd in presse. Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse. Of his stature he was of evene lengthe, And wonderly delyvere, and of greet strengthe. LJ in the columbus shop,  You're a beautiful Kentuckian queen.  Its like you were genetically engineered to turn me all the way on.  It will never happen, but I will pretend it has and that it will again. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht  Your hat strategically dipped below one eye  Your scarf it was apricot  You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte  And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner  They'd be your partner, and...   You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you  You're so vain, I'll bet you think this post is about you  Don't you? Don't You? I wanted to say I'm sorry. That is not how I wanted things to end. Deepak-gorgeous-brain,  I will gladly take thesis critiques on my bod.  ~a lady~ colombian playwright:  your hair is dark and wild and... you're into macabre  you speak of spirits while taking the stance that you're spiritless maybe its that hair maybe its that tongue not quite sure why you're so fucking attractive to me  i'd love to get sexy with you again you say when  -single, green eyes Dear Wednesday,  Please never undo that middle part. Your wide-set eyes make me so happy and inspire me to do great things. You are so beautiful!  Love, Ezra Miller's non-Jewish twin I know you're going through a tough time right now and I'm so sorry. I just wanted to say that you are so goofy and smart and admired. Have a great day. still wish i'd had a threeway with sonny -name removed- and lamb -name removed-. -from the 6th floor dorms cute soft boy, you act tuff i know ur soft i know ur sad i know u cry i think u left, although,  every now and then i see u around please come back i'll make u hard To my fellow Houstonian with the blue eyes and impressive eyebrow muscles (How do you do that, teach me?),  I've been admiring you from afar. We've chatted here and there. Small talk isn't my forte, but friendship is. I'm good at friendship. Lemme drown you in baked goods and kick your butt at air hockey. Stuff our faces with all that delicious grub in Montrose (The Houston Montrose, not the Chicago one, amiright). How about it, Lane?   -Shy, Short, Sassy & Sweet n___n Hiroko's WIRED TA from Fall 2011 still hoping that you will open a facebook account,and if you already did and i couldn't find you i just wanted you to know that if we ever went out, you'd have to work after-hours all night long. Hey Gabi-ya,  I care about you so much as a hyung and friend   Baby you're my superstar 난 너의 biggest fan Together 우린 절대 틀림 없어 내 맘은 흔들림 없어 Girl, I'll be your superstar 넌 나의 biggest fan  -Your bingu hyung E.B.  I bet you are into some kinky stuff. I'd let you pee on me/flog me/dominate me any day of the week. Yes/Yes? Has anybody seen that un-fucking-believeably sexy God of a man who wears black clogs? He's got this whole salt and pepper thing happening, and manages to pull of those fucking clogs like NBD. There is usually also a cute sweater thing happening.   Sexy man who is probably a teacher or late grad student or whatever, please, if you are gay, dominate my butt Dear SAIC,   I go to a school in Maryland, but i saw one of my fb friends like a status on this page and decided to casually peruse it for a few minutes. An hour later, i'm in love with all of you. You're so adorable! I wish i went to your school, boohoo. you talked to me once, though I could barely hear what you were saying. Since then, we haven't spoken.   You're a really handsome dude, and I have no idea what your name is. I can't tell if that was flirting, I'm clueless about this romance thing. Sometimes I'll look at you in hopes that you'll look my way so I can wave and smile. Or I'll just stare at your hair and beard. We'll probably never speak again, but it was nice to see your pretty smile. Dear seanshinshae,  I want to let you know, that I really care about you as a person and a friend.   you also have a nice ass.  -YouknowWHO brunette bangs big booty seen you in the stacks the only one I lack I want you in the sack  b mine really tall guy with long brown hair and scruff and round ass glasses i see you walking from columbus. i want you to pound me into a pulp MOLLIHANDROOOOOO  Shake dem dreads like you on Drake's tour bus-  - YO TYANNA - LEZ GO!! laura ch.   you are smart, beautiful, and have a lot going for you. i wish you had more confidence in yourself. your accent kills me B.P. Everyone seems to fancy you so ill say hi too.  My friends think you're sexy.  Meow

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